This is My Pet Tarantula knitting pattern. Its an exact life size copy of the mexican red-kneed tarantula.I designed him to get over my fear of spiders and despite finding out his sting is like a wasp sting I’m still absolutely TERRIFIED!!!!!

With the festive seasons approaching this would make a great gift for any spider lover or simply give nightmares to any arachnophobe.
The knitting pattern costs £2.25 for an immediate pdf download.

Here is the My Pet Pigeons knitting pattern. These lovely birds are lifesize standing at 9 inches high (23cm).

The pattern covers the two designs shown here and if you mix and match the colours you could end up with a whole flock! The knitting pattern contains lots of step by step photos to help you along the way and my special bird feet instructions so that your birds will stand freely.

This knitting pattern costs £2.95 for an immediate pdf download. You will get an email immediately after payment is made with a download link.

Let me introduce you to the My Pet Seagull knitting pattern. This magnificent seabird is lifesize standing at 7 inches high and 15 inches long. The knittting pattern provides full written instructions with lots of step by step make up photos to help you along the way.

This is the latest pattern from the madmonkeyknits My Pet range.These knitting patterns are designed to be as realistic as possible.
I know some people think of seagulls as a nuisance but I promise you that if you knit one of these it will not steal your chips or deposit droppings on your head.

You can buy this knitting pattern here for £2.50 as an immediate pdf download.

This is my Chunky Ski Mask Balaclava knitting pattern.
Its knitted flat on normal 5 mm needles in any suitable chunky/aran thickness yarn of your choice.
The knitting pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes XS,S, M & L so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with head circumference between 16 – 24 inches.

Beat the winter freeze and knit one of these today!
You can buy this knitting pattern here as an immediate pdf download for £2.20.

This is my Sunflower knitting pattern.

This amazing sunflower is lifesize at 10 inches in diameter and 16 inches high.
The actual flower is knitted entirely in one piece on 3 mm needles in any suitable dk yarn of your choice.

Knit one of these to bring instant sunshine into your life even on miserable weather days.
Just imagine how great a whole vase full would look!
You can buy this knitting pattern here for £2.25 as an immediate pdf download.

This is my Instant Beard knitting pattern.Now you no longer have to wonder what your partner would look like with a beard nor suffer the agony of him trying to grow one. Just knit one of these instead and save everyone a lot of time and effort.

My middle son Jimmy has a beard but after wearing some of mine he decided to shave his off and allow himself the luxury of being able to change the colour and texture of his beard anytime he wants.
Yes I know there are hundreds of beard patterns available but trust me mine is the best because it has been specially designed (by me) to fit perfectly round your chin.
My husband said he found me strangely attractive when I tried one on which quite frankly I found very disturbing!!!!

The Instant Beard knitting pattern provides full instructions to make beards from various eyelash and hairy yarns which despite being knit to the same pattern all turn out completely different as you can see here in the photos. Each beard takes very little yarn and can be ready to wear in less than an hour.
You can buy this knitting pattern for £2.10 as an immediate pdf download. You will recive an email with a download link immediately after payment is made.

This is my Cheeky Chimp Roll Brim Beanie knitting pattern.It can be made in any dk yarn of your choice.
The pattern covers 4 sizes so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with a head circumference between 16 – 24 inches.

Animal beanies are very popular right now so make this monkeymungus hat today!

This knitting pattern costs £2.25 as an immediate pdf download. You will receive an email with a download link immediately after payment is received.

This is my Simple Bobble Beanie hat knitting pattern. Everyone in the world wants a bobble beanie so here is a very quick and easy knitting pattern. It can be knitted in any dk yarn of your choice on 4 mm needles. The knitting pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes Xs, S, M & L so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with a head circumference between 16-24 inches.You even get step by step instructions with photos to make the pom pom.

You can buy this knitting pattern here as an immediate pdf download for £2.20

This is my Simple Bobble Slouch Hat knitting pattern. It can be knitted in any dk yarn of your choice on 4 mm needles.
This hat when made up has plenty of slouch.

The knitting pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes Xs, S, M & L so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with a head circumference between 16-24 inches.It even has step by step instructions with lots of photos to help you make the pom pom.
You can buy this knitting pattern here for £2.10 as an immediate pdf download.

This is my Chunky Roll Brim Slouch hat knitting pattern. It can be knitted in any chunky yarn suitable for 6 mm needles. Its extremely quick and easy to make and yet really slouchy.
The knitting pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes Xs, S M & L so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with a head circumference between 16 – 24 inches.

You can buy this knitting pattern here as an immediate pdf download for £2.10.