Its April Fool’s Day and the air is full of Spring madness so what better time to release my FREE beard knitting pattern.

This is my FREE Beard knitting pattern.Now you no longer have to wonder what your partner would look like with a beard nor suffer the agony of him trying to grow one. Just knit one of these instead and save everyone a lot of time and effort.

Yes I know there are hundreds of beard patterns available but trust me mine is the best because it has been specially designed (by me) to fit perfectly round your chin.

Just click on the FREE knitting pattern sidebar and you will find this pattern and lots of other free Madmonkeyknits patterns to download.

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I have designed a series of baby topknot hat knitting patterns. These knitting patterns are easy to follow and have been written for both normal knitting with 2 single pointed needles and also circular knitting which you may like to give a try.

I have also been extremely busy designing my NO TEARS socks range of knitting patterns. I found that many sock patterns are so difficult to follow you soon lose the will to live and give up. I have designed a basic sock knitting pattern that is really simple to follow yet gives a really lovely shaped end result. No complicated heel flaps or twist and wraps, then having to pick up stitches that you can’t even see. Give my sock knitting patterns a try and I’m sure you will become as addicted to knitting them as I have. I have designed sock knitting patterns for 2 normal needles, 4 double pointed needles and 2 circular needle sets and there are step by step photos to help you throughout. These patterns (and many more) will be available to buy here very soon so keep looking.

This is my FREE Beard knitting pattern.

Now you no longer have to wonder what your partner would look like with a beard nor suffer the agony of him trying to grow one. Just knit one of these instead and save everyone a lot of time and effort.

My middle son Jimmy has a beard but after wearing some of mine he decided to shave his off and allow himself the luxury of being able to change the colour and texture of his beard anytime he wants.
Yes I know there are hundreds of beard patterns available but trust me mine is the best because it has been specially designed (by me) to fit perfectly round your chin.
My husband said he found me strangely attractive when I tried one on which quite frankly I found very disturbing!!!!

The Instant Beard knitting pattern provides full instructions to make beards from various eyelash and hairy yarns which despite being knit to the same pattern all turn out completely different as you can see here in the photos. Each beard takes very little yarn and can be ready to wear in less than an hour.

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This is my FREE Baby Easter Bunny Beanie. Its quick and easy to make ready for your Easter Hat parade.
Its worked flat and can be knitted in any dk yarn of your choice so is ideal for using up oddments.
The pattern provides full instructions for 3 sizes S,M & L so can be made for any baby/child with a head circumference between 14-20 inches.
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This is my FREE Baby Chick Booties knitting pattern. Spring is in the air so now is exactly the right time to make these adorable bay boots.

They are quick and easy to make being knit on 2.75 mm needles in any  dk (8 ply) yarn of your choice.

The knitting pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes, XS (preemie and tiny baby), S (newborn-3 months), M (3-6 months) and L (6-9 months) with lots of step by step photos to help you with the makeup.

You can grab this knitting pattern FREE here as an immediate pdf download.
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This is my FREE Glitter Bead Necklace knitting pattern. Who wouldn’t look absolutely fantastic with a string of these round their neck?????
Now is exactly the right time to knit yourself a present. You deserve it after all that knitting for others over the last few months.
Of course it can also be made for anyone else you think deserves one as it makes a fabulous present.

The pattern provides lots of step by step make up photos to help you get your necklace as beautiful as my one here.
Grab this madmonkeyknits pattern here free.

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BABY CHRISTMAS CRACKER BEANIE

This is my FREE baby Christmas Cracker Beanie Hat knitting pattern.
Make your baby look a real cracker in one of these!

The knitting pattern provides full written instructions for 3 sizes  S, M & L so can be made for any baby or child with a head circumference between 16- 20 inches.

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This is my FREE Smiley Bobble Beanie knitting pattern.
Here is your chance to find out FREE just how good madmonkeyknits patterns really are.

  
Everyone wants a bobble beanie so here’s one guaranteed to make you happy.
This would make a great Christmas present and should cheer up even the most miserable sulky teenager.

  
The pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes XS (baby),S (child), M (teen/woman) & L (man) so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with a head circumference between 16 – 24 inches.
Its worked flat on 4 mm needles in any dk yarn of your choice and there is a simple intarsia chart for the smiley face.
There are also step by step photos to help with the makeup.
Grab you FREE knitting pattern now and also tell all of your friends to get one too.
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This is my FREE Smiley Coin Purse knitting pattern.
Here is your opportunity to find out FREE just how good madmonkeyknits knitting patterns really are.
This would make a fabulous Christmas present for those sulky teenagers who are so difficult to knit for.

Its worked flat on 2.75 mm needles using a double strand of Anchor Artiste Metallic which makes it stronger.
The purse requires a five inch zip and is simply lined in any black silky material.
Its 4 inches wide and 3.5 inches deep so is perfect for keeping loose change in.

So grab this FREE pattern today and don’t forget to tell all your friends to grab one too!
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This is my FREE Smiley Roll Brim Bobble Beanie knitting pattern.
Here is your chance to find out FREE just how good madmonkeyknits patterns really are.
Everyone wants a bobble beanie so here’s one guaranteed to make you happy.

This would make a great Christmas present and should cheer up even the most miserable sulky teenager. The roll brim means they can pull it right down low and also wear it slouchy.
The pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes XS (baby),S (child), M (teen/woman) & L (man) so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with a head circumference between 16 – 24 inches.

Its worked flat on 4 mm needles in any dk yarn of your choice and there is a simple intarsia chart for the smiley face.
There are also step by step photos to help with the makeup.

Grab you FREE knitting pattern now and also tell all of your friends to get one too.

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This is my FREE Poppy Flower Buttonhole Accessory knitting pattern.
I have designed this poppy especially for all the people who want to remember their lost love ones on Remembrance Day (also known as Poppy Day or Armistice Day), but I hope you agree that it also makes a wonderful accessory to be worn anytime.

  
The poppy is worked flat on 2.75 mm needles in any 4ply or dk (8ply) yarn of your choice and is 2.5 inches in diameter and stands at 6 inches high. Only tiny amounts of yarn are required so its a great way of using up oddments and leftovers.

  
This FREE knitting pattern will give you a chance to experience just how easy my knitting patterns are to follow.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your free copy right now and tell all your friends to do the same. Just click on the link below.
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