This is the madmonkeyknits Christmas Tree Beanie Hat and Desk Ornament knitting pattern. This is a real fun knitting pattern for two reasons. Firstly you can customize the Christmas tree decorations and make yours totally unique. Secondly when you get to work, school or home, you simply pop your beanie in the knitted pot and it makes a fantastic desk ornament. The Christmas tree beanie hat itself is knitted in one piece on 4 mm needles in any dk yarn of your choice.

The pattern covers four sizes XS,S,M & L so can be made for anyone with a head circumference between 16 – 24 inches which means it will fit babies to fully grown men.

The decorations are mainly knitted in my unique microformat on 1.00 mm needles in no 8 perle cotton. There is a choice of stars for the top, Christmas tree lights, three different kinds of baubles, tinsel and candy canes. You can make as many or as few of the decorations as you like and the tree will still look amazing.

This is a great knitting pattern to try out your various talents as it involves a little bit of simple intarsia , my microknitting formula as well as normal knitting. The knitting pattern consists of 14 pages including numerous step by step photos and full make up instructions.

The knitting pattern costs £2.95 for an immediate pdf download.

INSTANT DISGUISE BEANIE

This is my instant disguise beanie and its designed to make you blend into any crowd whenever you suddenly need to hide from someone. The knitting pattern covers 3 sizes so can be made for both children and adults. It costs £1.95 for an immediate pdf download.

This is my Madmonkeyknitter Trapper Hat knitting pattern.
Yes its got a wonderful picture of ME on it.
This madmonkeytastic hat is knitted entirely in one piece and the earflaps and brim are lined to provide extra warmth.

You can buy this knitting pattern here for £2.50 as an immediate pdf download.
The stunning portrait of me gives you a chance to brush up on your intarsia work and the pattern provides a full colour chart for this part.
The knitting pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes Xs (baby) , S (child), M (woman) & L (man) so can be made for anyone mad enough to want to wear one.

This is my Smiley Roll Brim Bobble Beanie hat knitting pattern.
This guaranteed to make you happy hat can be knitted on 4 mm needles in any dk yarn of your choice.
The knitting pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes so can be made for anyone from babies to adults.
The knitting pattern includes a simple intarsia chart to follow and full step by step instructions with photos to make the pom pom.

You can buy this knitting pattern for £2.20 as an immediate pdf download.

This is my Smiley Bobble Beanie knitting pattern and the pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes XS,S, M & L so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with a head circumference between 16 – 24 inches.

Its knitted on 4 mm needles in any dk yarn of your choice and there is a simple intarsia chart for the smiley face.
Everyone wants a bobble beanie so here’s one guaranteed to make you happy.
This knitting pattern costs £2.10 for an immediate pdf download.

This is my Magic Mushroom Beanie hat knitting pattern. The knitting pattern provides full instructions for 4 sizes XS,S, M & L so can be made for anyone from babies to adults with a head circumference from 16 – 24 inches.
It is knitted flat on 4 mm needles and although the one seen here is 100% silk it can be made in any dk yarn of your choice.

This knitting pattern costs £2.25 for an immediate pdf download.

This is my Big Ears Purple Pixie Hat knitting pattern and it can be made for anyone mad enough to wear it.
Its knitted using my Superfast technique on 8 mm needles which is four times faster than normal knitting.
If this hat takes more than a couple of hours to make then you are just not trying!
The pattern covers 4 sizes XS,S,M & L so can be made to fit head circumference between 16 – 24 inches.

This knitting pattern costs £1.95 for an immediate pdf download.

Did you know that people are having irreversible surgery to turn their ears into pixie ears????????
Well now you don’t have to do anything so radical, just knit one of these instead and fulfill all your pixie ear fantasies instantly.
The Pixie Ears Headband knitting pattern provides full instructions for 3 sizes S, M & L so can be made for anyone from babies to adults.

With the festive seasons approaching fast make some of these and have some pixie elf style fun!
You can buy this knitting pattern For £2.25 as an immediate pdf download.

ROMAN GLADIATOR BALACLAVA

This is my Roman Gladiator balaclava knitting pattern. It can be made in any dk yarn of your choice. It costs £2.30 for an immediate pdf download.

LADIES INSTANT DISGUISE BEANIE

Following the amazing success of the instant disguie beanie (see below) I have designed one for us ladies who also need to hide. The Ladies Instant Disguise beanie has a cute goatie beard and a very well trimmed highly feminine moustache! Wear one to meet the kids from school and I guarantee none of the other mothers will come anywhere near you!
This knitting pattern covers sizes S,M & L so can be made for both children and adults. It costs £1.95 for an immediate pdf download.