This is my Instant Beard knitting pattern.Now you no longer have to wonder what your partner would look like with a beard nor suffer the agony of him trying to grow one. Just knit one of these instead and save everyone a lot of time and effort.

My middle son Jimmy has a beard but after wearing some of mine he decided to shave his off and allow himself the luxury of being able to change the colour and texture of his beard anytime he wants.
Yes I know there are hundreds of beard patterns available but trust me mine is the best because it has been specially designed (by me) to fit perfectly round your chin.
My husband said he found me strangely attractive when I tried one on which quite frankly I found very disturbing!!!!

The Instant Beard knitting pattern provides full instructions to make beards from various eyelash and hairy yarns which despite being knit to the same pattern all turn out completely different as you can see here in the photos. Each beard takes very little yarn and can be ready to wear in less than an hour.
You can buy this knitting pattern for £2.10 as an immediate pdf download. You will recive an email with a download link immediately after payment is made.

Here is a really quick and easy pattern that will provide your cat with hours of fun. This is my Sugar Mouse Cat Toy knitting pattern. This sugar mouse is quick and easy to make and measures 5 inches long (excluding tail) when made up.
It can be knitted in any dk yarn on 3 mm needles and takes so little yarn it costs only pennies to make.
If you really want to make your cat go wild add some catnip!

This knitting pattern costs £2.10 for an immediate pdf download.

This is my Sunflower knitting pattern.

This amazing sunflower is lifesize at 10 inches in diameter and 16 inches high.
The actual flower is knitted entirely in one piece on 3 mm needles in any suitable dk yarn of your choice.

Knit one of these to bring instant sunshine into your life even on miserable weather days.
Just imagine how great a whole vase full would look!
You can buy this knitting pattern here for £2.25 as an immediate pdf download.

This is my Smiley Coin Purse knitting pattern. Its the latest pattern from my unusual gift knits range.
This would make a fabulous Christmas present for those teenagers who are so difficult to knit for.

The purse requires a five inch zip and is simply lined in black.
Its 4 inches wide and 3.5 inches deep so is perfect for keeping loose change in.
You can buy this knitting pattern as an immediate pdf download for £2.10.

This is my Gold Banana Sock knitting pattern. This banana sock is ideal for taking your daily banana to school, work, or just out shopping. It protects your banana,helps to prevent your bag smelling of bananas and also looks divine. The Gold Banana Sock knitting pattern covers 3 sizes of bananas ,S M & L so can be made for bananas of 9, 10 and 11 inches in length. Of course this marvelous sock can also be used for any similar shape and sized items that you wish to cover up!!!!!!

You can buy this knitting pattern for £1.95 as an immediate pdf download.

This is my Golden Buddha knitting pattern.This wonderful Buddha ornament would make a wonderful gift as the festive season is approaching.
The pattern provides full instructions to knit and make up the Buddha and his robe and contains many step by step photos to help you along the way.
The Golden Buddha sits at 6 inches high when sitting in the meditation position.
Why not just make one for yourself and bring out your Eastern spiritual side!

This knitting pattern costs £2.95 for an immediate pdf download.

This is my Garden Gnome knitting pattern. These little fellows are very popular right now so I decided to design a knitted version for indoors.
He stands at 9 inches high when made up.
The knitting pattern provides full instructions to knit and make up this garden gnome and his clothes which are all removable. It even includes instructions for his axe.The pattern includes lots of step by step photos to help you with the make up.

With the festive season just around the corner this would make a great present for any gardening fanatic.
This knitting pattern costs £2.50 for an immediate pdf download. You will get an email with a download link immediately after payment is made.

This is my Prickly Pear Cactus Pin Cushion knitting pattern. Now you can get your own back on those pesky prickly plants!
This pin cushion is ideal for using up oddments so costs very little to make and it stands at 8 inches high.
The knitting pattern contains full instructions to knit and make up this practical yet attractive pin cushion. With the holiday season approaching this would make a wonderful present for any crafter.
This knitting pattern costs £2.10 for an immediate pdf download.

This is my Wall Mounted Pig’s Head knitting pattern. Its a must for pig lovers everywhere.
The festive season is approaching so now is the time to make this magnificent porcine wall hanging.
So don’t be a swine make one for your pig-headed boss!!!!

This knitting pattern costs £2.25 for an immediate pdf download.

This is my Henry Clown toy knitting pattern. Henry is knitted in any dk yarn on 3 mm needles so is ideal for using up leftovers.When made up Henry stands at 50 cm high.
This knitting pattern costs £1.95 for an immediate pdf download.