It was so cold here in Madmonkeyworld that I spent all winter designing beanie hat knitting patterns to keep everyone warm. Now that summer is on the way I’ve been designing lighter beanie hats knitted in cotton so that they can be worn all year round and I’ve brought a touch of sunshine into the patterns as you can see. You can buy any of these beanie hat knitting patterns for £1.75 as a pdf download or £3.25 for a printed copy with post included in the U.K. Just press the button and state the name and number of the pattern you want at the Paypal “Review your payment” stage by clicking the ” instructions for merchant” button. Don’t worry if you forget because as soon as payment is received I can always email you to find out what you want.
Please note that all of the Superfast range of knitting patterns take less than 2 hours to make. Here are all the madbeaniehat patterns to choose from: 79.LADIES LUXURY BEANIE This is a simple beanie knitting pattern but with a feminine twist. It fits beautifully around your head and face and is knitted in luxurious alpaca silk so you will never want to take it off. Its quick and easy to make and the pattern covers sizes XS,S,M & L so can be made for any lady with a head circumference between 14-24 inches. 78.”THERE SHE BLOWS” WHALE BEANIE I’m still feeling fishy so here is my latest beanie hat knitting pattern called There She Blows. This magnificent whale beanie hat can be made in 5 sizes ie XS,S,M,L & XL which covers anyone with a head circumference between 16-26 inches. Ever feel like a beached whale? Well now you can look like one too! 77.SOMETHING FISHY BEANIE I’m in a fishy mood at the moment so this is my Something Fishy Beanie Hat knitting pattern. Its knitted in pure silk so is absolutely divine but you can make it in any dk of your choice. I added some extra fishy sparkle with a bit of Anchor Artiste metallic but that is optional. The knitting pattern covers 5 sizes so covers anyone with a head circumference between 16-26 inches which covers babies and upwards. I’ve added an extra large size for men with big heads who can now no longer lie about the size of the one that got away. 76.STRIPEY ROLL BRIM TAM SLOUCH
75.SUPERFAST SPIDER TAM SLOUCH 74.SILKY ROLL BRIM SLOUCH 73.GARTER STITCH SLOUCH 72.SUPERFAST ROLL BRIM SLOUCH 71. FRENCH FLOPPY HAT 70. SUPERFAST SUN HAT 69. SUPERFAST CLOCHE 68. SUPERFAST BIG FLOPPY HAT 67. SUPERFAST JOCKEY CAP 66. FLOWER FAIRY FUSCHIA HAT 65.SUPERFAST GARDEN GNOME SLOUCH 64.BIG PEAK SLOUCH 63.PIXIE DK SLOUCH 62. THE SMART PEAK SLOUCH 61.SUPERFAST BEANIECAP 60.SUPERFAST PEACH PIXIE HAT 59.WEE WILLY PINKY ALL RIB SUPERFAST PIXIE SLOUCH 58.SAGE SUPERFAST SLOUCH 57.SUPERFAST SLOUCHY TAM 56.WEE WILLY WINKIE SUPERFAST PIXIE SLOUCH 55.PEAK SLOUCHY TAM ARAN 54.PEAK DK SLOUCH 53.PEAK SLOUCH ARAN 52.THE SUPER SLOUCH 51.STRIPED BEANIE COTTON 50.SUNFLOWER BEANIE 49.DAHLIA FLOWER BEANIE 48.MEERKAT BEANIE 47.SUNSHINE BEANIE 46.SIXTIES STYLE MERSEYSIDE BEANIECAP 45.RIBBON BEANIECLOCHE 44.THE GRANNY VIOLET BEANIECLOCHE 43.SUMMER SLOUCH BEANIE 42.THE 99 ICE CREAM BEANIE 41.MADMONKEYKNITTER BEANIE 40.CHUNKY FRENCH STYLE BERET 39.SLOUCH BEANIE ARAN 38.DOUBLEKNIT FRENCH STYLE BERET 37.PLAIN CHUNKY BEANIE 36.THE ALLSTAR BEANIE 35.BIG HEART BEANIECAP 34.VALENTINE COTTON BEANIECAP 33. BROKEN HEART BEANIECAP 32. ANNA DRAGON BEANIECLAVA This can be worn as a balaclava or as a beanie. 31. ALL RIB COTTON BEANIECAP 30. ALL RIB COTTON BEANIE 29.MADMONKEYKNITTER STRIPED BEANIE 28.CAMEL BEANIE 27. BIG BEANIECAP 26.PLAIN DOUBLEKNIT BEANIECAP. This is a dk version of the Plain Chenille Beaniecap. 25.PLAIN CHENILLE BEANIECAP 24.STANLEY STARFISH BEANIE 23.THE PLAIN EYELASH BEANIE 22.THE GIRLIE BEANIECLAVA 21.SPINDERELLA SPIDER BEANIE 20.THE PLAIN BEANIECLAVAITS A BEANIE HAT THAT TURNS INTO A BALACLAVA! 19.MADMONSTER BEANIECLAVA As a beanie its SCARY. As a balaclava its MONSTEROUS!!! 18.THE PLAIN BEANIE 17.MADMONKEYKNITTER’S SNOWMAN 16.PENNY PIGLET 15.CHARLIE CHICK 14.TRACY TRICERATOPS BEANIE 13.FLOSSIE FLAMINGO BEANIE 12.TERRENCE TEDDY 11. NANCY NANNY GOAT 10.LONDON STYLE MEERKAT BEANIE 9.BRIAN BRONTOSAURUS BEANIE 8.POLAR BEAR BEANIE 7.CHESTER CHIMPANZEE BEANIE 6.BABY SEAL BEANIE 5.OSCAR BABY ORANGUTAN BEANIE 4.MALCOLM MONKEY BEANIE 3.TONY TYRANNOSAURUS REX BEANIE 2.OLLIE ORANGUTAN BEANIE 1.OSCAR HEAD BEANIE
I can’t believe it! There I was watching Big (Ears) Brother last night trying to get more knitting inspiration when the phone rang. It was BUCKINGHAM PALACE!!!! Apparently the Queen had been on Ebay admiring my creations and this one in particular caught her eye. I have been asked by Royal Appointment to make a big size one for her oldest son as a birthday present. Apparently she said it would be the only crown he would ever get to wear while she was around!!!!! Well now all your babies can wear this gem of a hat too. Just go to Ebay ( like the Queen) or Etsy or buy here on my regal website and grab yourself a Baby Big Ears Prince Charles Crown Beanie knitting pattern while stocks last. The Queen is even thinking of selling these in the Buckingham Palace gift shop. Will I be minted or what???? UPDATE Following the Quenn’s order for me to knit Prince Charles a Big Ears crown beanie I have received this picture and a message from Charles. Charles says that he can’t believe the “magical effect” that the beanie has had on him and that its as if “one has had ones ears cut off”. So I can now sell this pattern knowing it really has a royal seal of approval! Seriously though I decided to design a range of hats for those of you that have babies with enormous unsightly ears. Pop one of these beauties on their head and no-one will ever know! This is my latest range of knitting patterns ,The Baby Big Ears Range. They will all be available to buy in a day or two but right now I’m having to obey the Queen’s demand.
